Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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