38 yer olds are good kisserssss
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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