why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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