I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Is it penis luge time yet?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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