She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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