they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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