Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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