Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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