Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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