shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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