Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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