i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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