What did we do last night that was yellow?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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