We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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