Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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