ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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