dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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