Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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