i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
it's like heaven, but drunker
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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