I'm eating all of the evidence.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i came on her dog
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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