I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Vodka?
Forever.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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