The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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