we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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