smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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