You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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