My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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