never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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