is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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