brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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