maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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