my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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