you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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