Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Text me some of your sweat
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