Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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