Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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