he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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