She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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