Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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