She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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