watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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