I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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