his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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