She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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