There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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