this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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