I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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