it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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