I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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