What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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