It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho