the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.