She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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