i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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